The REAL MWCILTRMND Monday

LOL OK - here's the real thing

Today's hunk-a-spunk is actor Ian Somerhalder, currently seen in "The Vampire Diaries" as bad, bad, naughty fang boy Damon Salvatore.



Now, I know someone requested him but I can't for the life of me find the email or comment, so whoever you are - this is for you!


As you can see, the man basically makes a living smoldering.
In fact, I'm just gonna start calling him "Smolderhalder".

When you catch him in just the right light, he looks a bit like Rob Lowe, too -


Or in some cases, Barry Gibb...

Yeah...let's forget about that one.

It's hard to make "Ehn!" sexy, but somehow he manages...

Smolderhalder as an over the shoulder boulder holder.

He wouldn't get out of bed for less than $10,000, but $5000 eventually got him to the floor...

"Cabaret" got that much more interesting when Sally Bowles developed a 5 o'clock shadow...

Actually...

Actually - I just remembered I have this for all you poor MWCILTRMND fans...

MWCILTRMND MONDAY!

Today's beef comes courtesy of Sarah, who suggested the very spankable Welsh/Australian actor - Andy Whitfield...


Andy is currently starring on US TV series "Spartacus: Blood and Sand" which as the name suggests - is quite the pile of poo. But just turn down the sound, ignore Lucy Lawless's impossibly fake looking red hair and gawp at the oiled gladiator bods on show :D

Oh my, what a big sword you have...


The new Rugby team uniforms were comfortable and practical. Not to mention crowd-pleasers...




The "That's not a knife - THIS is a knife" joke did not go down well with the Roman crowd

"This first meeting of the Gladiator's guild will come to order. First item of the day - whose cat is using the pit as a litter box?"

"What 'chu talkin' bout, Dickus?"

"What do you mean Romans don't wear shirts? I just saw one! I'm starting to think this is a conspiracy..."

You may take my clothes, but you'll never take my...loincloth!

And as a bonus - here's some action...

Belated MWCILTRMND-age

As I mentioned, I'm unable to do MWCILTRMND Monday this week.

But I would like to leave you with something that should slake your thirst. Recently there was an "Australia's Hottest Tradie" competition ("Tradie" is short for Tradesperson - meaning carpenters, construction workers, plumbers, etc). If you go HERE, you will see a 19 pic slideshow of Oz's finest - just waiting to landscape your backyard or unclog that septic tank.

HERE's the winner, btw...

MWCILTRMND MONDAY! Reader Requests

Today I have something a bit different.
I'm a little pressed for time, so I thought since I've had some reader requests for guys that don't exactly fit the MWCILTRMND theme (ie. muscle bound himbos I can mercilessly make fun of), I would put them all together.


So here's Jason Statham for Arwen...





Some Lee Pace for Jacie...





Charlie Hunnam for Jessica -




And from me - this is the incredibly gorgeous Ian Anthony Dale...


Keep those MWCILTRMND suggestions coming, ladies!

MWCILTRMND MONDAY!

How do you like my Valentine's inspired makeover?
Too blinding white, or is it OK?

Anyhoo - it's time for...

I can't believe it's Monday again!
Never fear, here's some beefcake to brighten your day :D
Not so work-safe today, so be careful there's no live TV interviews going on behind you while you view these ;)

Today I bring you one of the world's top male models, English crumpet David Gandy...



Sigh. Black hair. Blue eyes. My Kryptonite.
I can't even think of anything funny to say, I'm too busy drooling :D

Er...

*Jazz hands!*

*Sigh*